THANKS FOR BUYING ONE OF OUR PRODUCTS.

YOU HAVE AMAZING TASTE.


SHIPPING rates (mainland US only):

We charge a flat rate of just $6 for shipping on most of our shop items to anywhere in the mainland US.

Shipping on the Dead Rabbit Drinks Manual and our Perfect Irish Coffee Blend will cost $10 due to the weight of their added awesomeness.

We send all items by priority mail via USPS and you’ll receive a tracking number, so you don’t have to hang around waiting all day like a big eejit.

Sorry, but we don’t accept returned goods, and we’re not LIABLE for any losses or delays caused by USPS. So don’t even think about it.


OVERSEAS CUSTOMERS:

You’re out of luck, folks – no overseas shipping. Your best chance of getting hold of some of this very cool stuff is to visit us in person. Now, doesn't that sound a lot better?